THE BLESSING OF EDUCATION
Good news, good news, my comrades,
Let us praise the powers that be,
They are going to educate us one and all.
We can tell the world in general
That a super race are we,
And they days of work are gone beyond recall.
Thon “Hurrah!” for Education
We should all be overjoyed
To be making preparation to join the unemployed;
Though our muscles are no stronger
Never worry, what’s the use,
Our clothes will last longer
Since we give them less abuse.
We can play at Marx and Lenin
Raving nothing else to do,
And we’ll stretch the Iron Country
By another yard or two.
When we reach the goal, my comrades,
We will make our Heaven here
We can draw the dole, my comrades,
Week by week, and year by year.
Though the mothers who have bore us
Brand us lazy useless knaves,
And the men who went before us
May be turning in their graves.